3rd Of 4

by Takotsubo Men

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The assorted sounds of three ageing humans hitting things in a studio for five days. Beautifully nasty and pretty vile at times but ultimately gorgeous. Enjoy!

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released June 3, 2017

Recorded and mixed at Edge Recording Studio by Mark Winterburn.
Mastered by Ben Booker.

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Takotsubo Men Liverpool, UK

Breathless, giddy and sweat-palm thrilling. No welcome outstayed. Say it and fuck off!

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Track Name: Skint But Free
Skint but free,
no dick is pissing on me.

Who got the money?
Have you got the money? So!
Money don't make you rich, my friend.

Unlike a tree,
no dick is pissing on me.

Who got the money?
Have you got the money? So!
Money don't make you rich, bitch.

Skint but free,
no dick is pissing on me.

Who got the money?
Have you got the money? So!
Money don't make you rich, my enemy.
Track Name: 5ft Vicious
Add another finger to the list,
5ft Vicious.
Oh, and how she loves to take the piss,
5ft Vicious.

Here, she comes again...

Add another finger to the list,
5ft Vicious.
Nasty words are followed by a kiss, if I'm lucky!
5ft Vicious.

Here, she comes again...
Track Name: Tony Szabo Destroyed Everything
Tony Szabo...
destroyed everything,
left me suffering,
gave my life meaning,

when he broke my heart,
I took the spark and wrote this song.
Track Name: DSI Martin
Vile creatures with no redeeming features.

Don't give them your cigarettes,
don't live a life of regrets,
choke out the bully instead,
don't shit it! Martin.

Give an inch to this kid, he'll slit your throat for a quid.

Don't give them your cigarettes,
don't live a life of regrets,
choke, choke out, choke out the bully instead,
don't shit it!

Feed them their guts,
all the best cuts on a fine China plate.

Don't give them your cigarettes,
don't die a death of regrets,
choke out the bully instead,
don't shit it!
Pure, pure Stone Island,
drip, drip, drip, drip, drip,
don't shit it! Martin.
Track Name: Magic Shit
Like they were never there,
not even a strand of hair,
beware, they are slick,
disappear like a magic shit.

They fit in any hole,
and love to fiddle with your gold,
beware, every last bit,
will disappear like a magic shit.

You've got about thirty seconds,
before I break every bone in your fucking body...

Disappear like a magic shit.
Track Name: Takotsubo Man
I am not the prick you think I am,
I am not the mess you think I am,
I am not the joke you think I am,
I am not the scam you think I am a Tak, a Tak,

A Takotsubo Man,
can hear your call,
a Takotsubo Man,
will catch you when you fall.

I play Mike's bass in this broken place,
with the Takotsubo Men,
there's no home in this broken dome,
for a Takotsubo Man,
I am not the prick you think I am,
I am a Takotsubo Man,
I am not a super hero, I am a Tak a Tak,

A Takotsubo Man,
can hear your call,
a Takotsubo Man,
will catch you when you fall.
Track Name: Jon E Demotivator
Focus on the negatives,
Jon E Demotivator,
bash it in a calculator,
in the flesh...

Jon E?
Why are you being so nice?

Insults never get results,
Jon E Demotivator,
email terminator,
hint of flesh...

Jon E?
Why are you being so nice?

This is not the end...
Track Name: Nots
I've got nots inside,
I'm not so petrified... of nots.

I've got nots inside,
I'm not gonna cry... I bloody love my nots.

A nots not a failure,
don't believe what they're telling you.

I've got lots of beautiful nots,
nots here, nots there, nots bloody everywhere,
nots.
Track Name: Warmer On Your Own
Slime attacks your brittle frame again,
attacks your mangled mind but it's ok,
they're slipping on the guts that have fallen,
set your traps and watch the sky collapse,
the only world they've ever known,
you'll be warmer on your own.

Cries are followed by a hollow threat,
to fucking kill themselves then go ahead,
you're picking up the stars that have fallen,
wave goodbye to vile lullabies,
now disguises are blown,
you'll be warmer on your own.

You'll be warmer on your own,
now the violent winds have blown,
and the shitehawk has flown,
you'll be warmer on your own.
Track Name: Turn Every Switch
You, me, friends,
all will be over,
Sun will end,
all will be over.

Watch us die,
all will be over,
you, me, cry,
all will be over.

Turn every switch up to the maximum,
and live before it's over.
Track Name: Walrus Of Hate
Lacerate,
hollow the Walrus of hate,
hits decay.

Love is a combination the Walrus cannot break.

We are bait,
choking the Walrus of hate,
it's ok,

Love is a combination the Walrus cannot break.

The Walrus cannot find a bitch to penetrate.

That's it,

Love!
Track Name: What Is Wrong With Ste?
What is wrong with Ste?
Pure anxiety,
and a hollow belly,
nothing in his belly,
pain is everywhere,
it's the cause of his greying hair,
it's a living nightmare,
a living nightmare.

If I'm gonna go tonight will I go mooching the sky?
If I'm gonna go tonight will I go hearing lullabies?
If I'm gonna go tonight will I go far from where the body lies?
Will I get the chance to say goodbye?

What is wrong with Ste?
you better take him to the A & E,
He's got a hollow belly,
it's rotten in his belly,
love is everywhere,
but he is a connoisseur,
of the living nightmare,
the living nightmare.

If I'm gonna go tonight will I go mooching the sky?
If I'm gonna go tonight will I go hearing lullabies?
If I'm gonna go tonight will I go far from where the body lies?
Will I get the chance to say goodbye?

Will I get the chance to climb out and cuddle my unborn child goodbye?